- Dante Alighieri [Inferno, Canto VI]
requested by anonymous
never trust a person who talk to their pets in their normal voice
GUEST: Excuse me, where is- HACK! HACK! HACKHACKHACKHACKHACK!
(He coughs directly into my face several times without covering his mouth.)
CONCIERGE: Oh my! Are you okay?
GUEST: I am sorry.
CONCIERGE: It’s okay. Would you like some water?
GUEST: No, it’s okay.
CONCIERGE: Alright. What can I help…
Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are very pleased to announce that The Duchess of Cambridge is expecting their second child.
The Queen and members of both families are delighted with the news.
As with her first pregnancy, The Duchess is suffering from Hyperemesis Gravidarum. Her Royal Highness will no longer accompany The Duke of Cambridge on their planned engagement in Oxford today. The Duchess of Cambridge is being treated by doctors at Kensington Palace.
Kensington Palace (via royalwatcher)
Wait, what? *SCREAMS* YES! Poor Kate though…(via happyswedes)